Just.

What do you call a gym fellow? A gymmer? Gym mate?

Anyway, a lady in the gym took off her glasses as she was doing her rounds, and I was struck by how small her eyes look without her glasses on. I say this with no bitchiness – it’s just that the observation was rather startling. Her eyes had looked lovely and well, big behind her glasses.

After mucking around online, I learnt that long-sighted lenses make your eyes look bigger. Well well, what do you know.

I almost wished that I had long sightedness instead. Bleah.

The weirdest thing is, I don’t think I know anyone who is long-sighted. Holler if you are, won’t you?