Yes, this is the man
We are making plans to move to Oz next year and while the plan is for me to do the Martha Stewart, it doesn’t stop me from having wild ideas..
Me: I just thought of a great money making idea for Oz. I could knock on the neighbours’ doors and threaten to do a striptease. Think of all the money I could make from them just paying me not to do it. I’d just need to go door to door, say ‘hello’ and collect the payments.
He: No no… To save time, they can just deposit into your account.
Me: *screams with laughter* Exactly! I’d only show up for those who don’t make payment… *pretends to speak to neighbour: ‘So, Mr Longman, there is an outstanding payment from you. I’m afraid I’d have to…’ pretends to be ‘Mr Longman’ who looks all panicky: ‘No, no, please! My wife was ill so she couldn’t go to the bank yesterday! I’d pay tomorrow!!’
He: *raises his eyebrow ‘Tomorrow’?
